We are a married couple who adopted our little Russky, Nikita {aka Nicky, Nicky noodle, little man, Nikoli, the Nickster, crazy dude, goofball, puppy love, etc...you get the picture!} from St Petersburg, Russia four years ago. Join us as we stumble through the joys and perils of parenthood, while our son teaches us a few things along the road...


Ladies Man

Sooooo...... yeah, um....where do I begin? Annaliese has been harassing me for months to help contribute to this blog. As most of you all know I'm not a talker (and apparently not a blogger), but this may have been one of the funniest things I have ever seen. So I have decided to share.

Last night after a long month of being vegan we decided to go out for dinner. We went to a local bar and grill called Third Base in Frisco. Little did we know that it was bikini night (actually, Kris did mention it was bikini night, but then told Gina and I that he was just joking...umm hmm...sure you were, husband!), so all of the waitresses were wearing bikinis. I picked Nicky up from school and met AJ and our friend Gina at the restaurant. Nicky and I sat down and he started scarfing down the cheese pizza that momma had already ordered for him.
As AJ has mentioned before, Nicky likes him some "boobeets" (his pronounciation). Shortly after we sat down, one of the waitresses walks by our table. Nicky's eyes got really big and he stared her down. He spun around in the booth to get a good look at her rear and almost fell out of the booth. Momma had to grab him by the shirt to keep him in! This continued throughout the meal. Every waitress that walked by got the same treatment. He couldn't get enough. They all thought he was the cutest little guy (which of course he is, but I'm biased). He had them wrapped around his little finger. Here's a picture of the little rascal checking out one "unassuming" waitress, and subsequently getting embarrassed when she caught him looking...
On the drive home this is the conversation I had with my son:
Daddy: "Nicky, what were you staring at while we were at the restaurant?"
Nicky: "um...girlz boobeets and um...belly and um...face."
Daddy: "Did you like them?"
Nicky: "Yes!!!" He said with a big smile on his face.
Daddy: High Five

Question: Is it okay to call your 3 1/2 year old son a pimp?

If so, I would have to say my son was a pimp last night.

If not we will just have to go with ladies man.


Hodel said...

I'm confused. It starts off saying Kris is posting but then looks like control freak, oops - I mean Annaliese, booted him out and took over. (Unless Kris talks in 3rd person like Elmo)

Annaliese said...

yup - i had to interject a bit...couldn't help myself!

Amber T. said...

funniest. blog. ever!!!!!!

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